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My cat died today

By yankeehack (Thu Aug 10, 2006 at 07:19:42 PM EST) my cat died today (all tags)

He was my cat when I was in high school.

My Mom called me at work to tell me.

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this past day

By yankeehack (Sat Jul 01, 2006 at 12:13:29 AM EST) death, family, pondering, life goes on (all tags)

Went to the funeral, stuff to look forward to.

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Life is like a dick, once it gets to hard fuck it!

By yankeehack (Wed May 31, 2006 at 07:38:01 PM EST) fun loving cowqaas. indie rock represent! (all tags)

I got that subject in my spam folder this morning...

There's a certain appeal to it, although I'm still confused as to why the spammer thought it would sell more hoodia.

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Too much to handle, isn't it?

By yankeehack (Sun Apr 30, 2006 at 04:29:14 PM EST) fun loving cowquaas. (all tags)

"Hey Julie, I had a great time last night. I can't wait to slap that ass again."

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Insert title here

By yankeehack (Sat Feb 25, 2006 at 04:57:03 PM EST) work, illness, curling, fun loving cowwqas. (all tags)

Kinda sickly, pissy, still in pajamas for the most part, sitting on Miker2's couch.

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Updated, Oh My

By yankeehack (Sun Feb 19, 2006 at 02:14:17 PM EST) hot, milf, fun loving cowwqas., tagsareforpeoplewhocantgoogle (all tags)

My head reels. It is oh so cold outside.

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Kisses for 606

By yankeehack (Mon Jan 23, 2006 at 07:15:24 AM EST) (all tags)

I'm this close to fulfilling 606's utterably sigable statement.

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friday night follies

By yankeehack (Fri Jan 13, 2006 at 08:27:28 PM EST) (all tags)

I'm doing fine, well, if you don't count the fact I was wanting to gouge my eyeballs out while at work these past few days...

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New Year Update

By yankeehack (Mon Jan 02, 2006 at 11:49:10 AM EST) (all tags)

The first workday of the new year and I am at home, on the couch with the powerbook, a soy latte and fox news. Whee!

Inside: Goth Girl! Cars! Year in Review!

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sleep is for wussies

By yankeehack (Fri Dec 23, 2005 at 12:32:28 AM EST) (all tags)

That is what I will be telling myself in about 6 hours....

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